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Those who are quite satisfied sit still and do nothing; those who are not quite satisfied are the sole benefactors of the world. ~Walter Savage Landor
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Tea is drunk to forget the din of the world. ~T'ien Yiheng
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The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away. ~E.W. Howe
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God writes the Gospel not in the Bible alone, but also on trees, and in the flowers and clouds and stars. ~Martin Luther
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Religion seems to have a way of making people abandon logic. ~Amanda Baxter
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Speed in tennis is a strange mixture of intuition, guesswork, footwork and hair-trigger reflexes. Many of the players famed for quickness on court would finish dead last in a field of schoolgirls in a race over any distance more than ten yards. ~Eugene Scott
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Only in grammar can you be more than perfect. ~William Safire Only in grammar can you be more than perfect. ~William Safire
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Making mistakes simply means you are learning faster. ~Weston H. Agor
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It is my heart-warmed and world-embracing Christmas hope and aspiration that all of us, the high, the low, the rich, the poor, the admired, the despised, the loved, the hated, the civilized, the savage (every man and brother of us all throughout the whole earth), may eventually be gathered together in a heaven of everlasting rest and peace and bliss, except the inventor of the telephone. ~Mark Twain, Christmas greeting, 1890
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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.... I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. ~Dave Barry
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Tony Soprano: "Why don't you get the fuck out of here before I shove your quotation book up your fat fucking ass."
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We are irritated by rascals, intolerant of fools, and prepared to love the rest. But where are they? ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
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I'm always top banana in the shock department. ~Truman Capote, Breakfast at Tiffany's, 1958, spoken by the character Holly Golightly
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You left, and my heart is a ceaseless sermon of loneliness. ~Jaesse Tyler
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You can't hold a man down without staying down with him. ~Booker T. Washington
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Nothing is not only nothing. It is also our prison. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin
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High-tech tomatoes. Mysterious milk. Supersquash. Are we supposed to eat this stuff? Or is it going to eat us? ~Annita Manning
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Appreciation is a wonderful thing. It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well. ~Voltaire
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Society comprises two classes: those who have more food than appetite, and those who have more appetite than food. ~Sebastien-Roch Nicholas de Chamfort, Maximes
It is more than probable that the average man could, with no injury to his health, increase his efficiency fifty percent. ~Walter Scott
Homecoming unites the past and the present. ~Author Unknown
Faithful are the wounds of a friend; but the kisses of an enemy are deceitful. ~Proverbs 27:6
Twilight drops her curtain down, and pins it with a star. ~Lucy Maud Montgomery
Get a feel for fur: Slam your fingers in a car door. ~Anonymous, on the use of steel traps to capture fur-bearing animals, cited in Audubon, November 1990
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